KFC, WTF are you doing?

I’ll be honest, when I was a kid, I LOVED Kentucky Fried Chicken. Back the Colonel was calling the shots:

Then they became KFC. I’m not gonna say anything negative here, so I’ll just post this recent addition to their menu:

It’s the Mega Bowl. Mashed potatoes, popcorn chicken, cheese, corn AND gravy. All in one bowl…. I asked and no, it doesn’t come with a defibrillator. Neither does this heart attack inspiring latest creation from the fine folks at KFC:

It’s called the Double Down and no, I’m not kidding…